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Blair is hanging on as PM because its easy to send him
down as an ex PM, and easier to get witnesses to shop him.
Buffoon rules ok.
Gordons off to india getting something nice for tea,
to spread his great name abroad, and thence relax,
Tony would have gone first class and got it free,
but then he hasn’t taken in all of our tax,
Gordon likes to dream of the day he will reign,
supreme and smiling down at number ten,
hopefully before the interest rates rise again,
yes hed better get out well before then.
chorus:
and gordons little men are watching over you,
and gordons little men are watching over me,
watching everything you say and do,
watching out you don’t aspire to be free,
and all of gordons watchers get paid lots,
and all of gordons watchers are index linked,
so they all don’t worry about their pension pots,
these millions employed while we blinked.
theres eighty thousand he didn’t really weed out,
and many more guardians added since,
poring over our data on their databases,
and scanning in our faces and our prints,
And the buffoon Gordon finally is appointed,
After Tony took a Scrubs trip without passing go,
Without election he is now self anointed,
Even after wasting billions of our dough.
chorus:
and gordons little men are watching over you,
and gordons little men are watching over me,
watching everything you say and do,
watching out you don’t aspire to be free,
and all of gordons watchers get paid lots,
and all of gordons watchers are index linked,
so they all don’t worry about their pension pots,
these millions employed while we blinked.
Have you seen his smile as he saunters round our isle,
Have you seen him beam upon his flock,
This chubby little chap thinks hes cleverer by a mile,
He who destroyed pensions, housing and stocks,
Have you luckily heard, his patronising words,
He who believes he is the savior of our land,
The genius who sold our gold reserves and purred,
The fat man with his citizens five year plans.
chorus 2.
gordons little men are even busier now,
gordons little men are making our id cards,
gordons little men are working out how,
they can infiltrate the rubbish in our yards,
gordons little men are very highly paid,
gordons little men produce nothing at all,
its you and I that make whats made,
and then were taxed on anything at all.
Tony had a bit of a problem with Iraq,
Tony had a bit of a problem with cronies,
Tony kept taking money without paying it back,
Tony kept assuring us he wasn’t phoney,
Tony whispered like a whore to aspiring lords,
Tony popped their pennies in party coffers,
So where was buffoon Gordon in the war years,
Where was the chubby one during lordly offers.
chorus three:
Gordon is almighty, Gordon is alrighty,
Gordon knows all that’s best for us,
Gordon now avoids all that is unsightly,
Gordon avoids things that could cause a fuss,
But for someone of supposedly great standing,
Who was privy to our little Tonys every lying scheme,
Who was twin partner in his partys rebranding,
He now denies that he was even at the scene.
Gordon never knew of forty five minute WMDs,
Never dreamed that ermines were being sold,
Tony was a straight kinda guy without sleaze,
Gordon always hence believed what he was told,
Gordon was not party to anything untoward,
Gordon just taxed everything until it died,
Gordon never realised Tony was breaking laws,
Never even guessed at all the lies.
Are we then to believe, what he would conceive,
That all powerful, yet he knew of nothing illegal?
Anything financially dodgy put forward to deceive,
Never went through the treasury where he was regal?
There were illegal wars banging on their drums,
Yet Gord heard nothing of all that clamour from outside,
Huge unknown donated sums into the party funds,
Yes its possible the Chancellor may have lied.
GORDON BROWN and TONY BLAIR
It would appear that for all of eternity, for ever and blissful ever, these two were inseparable
twins at the heart of New Labour – two giants striding the world stage together, no
secrets, but shared knowledge of the way forward, true visionaries with their common aim.
They concurred on Iraq, they agreed to tax us all to hell and back, they agreed
to shore up the Labour purse by “loans”, they fought elections together.
Yet suddenly Gordon, like Manuel in Fawlty Towers, “knows nothing”.
He seemingly is devoid of any blame for Iraq.
He knew not of Ermine sales.
He was a genius of economical brilliance, but knew nothing of fraudulent auditing
of the countries books which independent auditors would not sign off.
The only thing he is being economical with is the truth.
This man of huge stature, who at the same time knew of nothing, has been part of :
NHS, despite huge investment, being now in big trouble.
And don’t get toothache.
Education, despite huge investment, being now in big trouble.
Prisons, despite ten years warnings we need to build more,
and massive new custodial legislation involving jail terms,
yes, you guessed it, in huge trouble.
Roads, because of no investment, experiencing real trouble.
Armed forces, despite great sacrifices, halved in strength and begrudged basic equipment,
they don’t even have decent accommodation or medical aftercare when they return, having endured extremely hazardous service with little or faulty supplies.
Our navy is rusting in mothballs at half strength. This does not stop labour piling
on the wars we are involved in, and committing top class troops to illegal wars.
Law and order, despite 600 more sentencing laws being passed, short on prisons,
demoralizing the police, whose arrests go free.
Immigration, despite a great deal of hot air, yet another total disaster.
Home office, after over 200 years, is now too much trouble and effort to endure without splitting it up. Perhaps the incumbents are just too inept.
Private industry losing millions of productive jobs “balanced” by public sector “river watchers”.
Pensions, despite ignored sage advice, completely ruined by the “genius” Chancellor.
"Economic miracle Brown" inherited a twenty billion surplus he has turned into a forty billion loss, this
despite raising our taxation levels to their highest ever recorded value and selling off our gold reserves and plundering everyone’s pensions except his own.
Yet we hear him and his great buddy spouting of “lowest levels of crime since the war”, “NHS we should be newly proud of”, “huge strides forward in education”. Lord alone knows where they are talking about.
We have a catalogue of disastrous ministers: Mandelson(2), Blunket (2) leading the field at present, where anything goes except the incumbent for resignation.
How can these clowns, fools and fraudsters still be in power?
They have managed to levy, and still are doing, incalculable amounts of monies in,
then additionally borrow unheard of amounts on top of that, and even then sadly cannot seem to afford the simplest things, and the cries ring out lately, “cant do that, it is beyond budget”. They would make a stutterer Minister of Snap.
You would not trust Gordon Brown with your piggy bank if you were ten years old – yet here super Gordon is, squandering all our money and all our pensions, and running up a bill for the future you cannot believe, whilst lining his own pockets with a final salary indexed linked pension stoked by his forthcoming Prime Ministerial salary. Abstinence, sackcloth and ashes even. He is at the same time encouraging the general public, by relaxing borrowing restraints and cutting bankruptcy to one year to actively borrow to the hilt to run the country on credit. The bill for that is landing on carpets heavier every day.
Millions face repossession and bankruptcy this year and the years to follow thanks to his greed, stupidity and total lack of any knowledge how to successfully budget for running a country – any fool can borrow to the hilt and tax massively then spend it all, whilst getting the country to float the economy on their over borrowing, yet he is perceived as bordering on genius. It defies my belief such an idiot is revered a mystically divine guru of spending and budgeting arcane knowledge.
To me a half wit who single handedly ruined our pensions system is a half wit who single handedly ruined our pensions system.
We have had two unelected mid term Prime Ministers, who ruled with no mandate – Chaimberlain and Eden, who had a letter here about Suez between them. So Gordon will not have too hard an act to follow.
I think we should have an election to decide who we want to run the country after the liar Blair, not have a man who agreed on Iraq and ruined our pensions and put ten million more normal people into inheritance tax brackets foisted on us without any debate or preamble.
He is such a vain puffed up buffoon he will lose his temper in no short time bridling at any criticism of his own perceived greatness and intellect, but should we have to wait until he unravels in front of us as the useless fraud he is, before we get decent government without his big brother, database driven neo communism, with his own visibly blatantly inept self at the helm?
Our country is not a thing of no consequence to bequeathe a greedy follower upon relinquishing the Presedential dictatorial seat, rather it deserves real government by honest people instead of
dim witted efforts by a sadly useless mass of poorly led patheyic ministers, palpably way out of their depth in virtually all departments of state. You could feel sorry for their blundering total ineptitude, if it were not us that have to suffer the consequences of their ill thought out and ludicrous decisions, as they stagger from one crisis to another, vainly trying to get anything at all on the front pages by spin, except the actual grim goings on in government, or lack of them.
We have the incredibly unedifying spectacle of a sitting Prime Minister having been questioned about huge bribes, and now likely as not to be arrested and grilled under caution.
Gordon was his closest confident for years on end, but he “knows nothing”, (given his track record of actual intellectual achievements of course that is a real possibility I may have overlooked – otherwise isnt he party to much of Blairs “legacy” to us all).
It appears ex pats emigrating are citing one word as to why “Blair”. Soon it may well be “Brown”. We deserve an election to sort out who we want as Prime minister, not just take it as read this oaf will be duly crowned and they will simply go on having a belly laugh at all of us whilst they get away with murder behind our backs, and line their pockets with the proceeds.
Gordon Brown would have you believe he is Churchill and Ghandi reborn, rolled into one, wheras he has been privy to some of the worst excesses and abuses of our sytem, and deliberate attempts to turn our sovereign state into a Replublic with “citizens”. For Churchill read Stalin, for Ghandi read Lenin, after all most of this crowd were card waving communists in the seventies but could not get elected.
We are not “citizens” we are free born British, and we should have a right to vote as such.
Malcolm Pugh January 26th 2007.
Malcolm Pugh January 2006.
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